Okay, so I had to send this one to my DH at work, asking him to pay special attention to "clearing baby's nose" and "making baby smile." He just wouldn't believe me when I told him that wasn't the proper way to do things. LOL. :) Thanks for the laugh!
I can't even control myself. The air horn is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I am jiggling with laughter right now--esp the belly. And the shopping cart with heaps of food on the kid. This is so great.
"The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good." --Bertrand Russell "That which we persist in doing becomes easier for us to do--not that the nature of the thing is changed, but that the power to do is increased." --Not sure who said it, but it wasn't me
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not save the world. There is nothing enlightening about shrinking so that others won't feel unsure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us, it is in everyone. As we let our light shine we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
--Marianne Williamson
11 comments:
I totally disagree with this. I learned on the very brilliant "Meet the Parents" that ANYONE with nipples can nurse....
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LOL. i don't think i've laughed so hard in a very, very, very long time. still laughing. holy moly that was hilarious.
You know, sometimes you just really have to spell it out for people, don't you?! Thanks for the laugh!
That almost made me pee my pants.
LOL Oh boy! I don't know who laughed harder Madison or me! Too funny! Where do you find these things???
Checking baby's diaper.
Oh man...hahahahhaha!
Okay, so I had to send this one to my DH at work, asking him to pay special attention to "clearing baby's nose" and "making baby smile." He just wouldn't believe me when I told him that wasn't the proper way to do things. LOL. :) Thanks for the laugh!
Can I just say how much I love that the kid looks POed on the choice of games in the chess match bwahahahaha
As far as the "Playing With Baby" goes the yes usually comes just before the no.
That's right NEVER give a baby tres equis. It's dos equis.
DANG!!!! Had I read that before I would have known. UGH!! Oh well, hind sight is 20/20.
Oops, good thing you posted that. I have learned a lot.
I can't even control myself. The air horn is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I am jiggling with laughter right now--esp the belly. And the shopping cart with heaps of food on the kid. This is so great.
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